kid repellent

How many times have you gone to a restaurant, or movie, or someplace you like, or someplace you have to go like a grocery store, only to be assaulted by the noise of a kid screaming somewhere in the place?  Frankly, it happens far too often for my taste - especially since I don’t really like kids.
I make no apologies for the way I feel - I’ve never been overly fond of children.  I think people should love their children, and take good care of them - I just don’t want to be around them.  The first company to come up with a product that repels kids will make billions of dollars as fast as it can make the product.  If I knew how to do that, I’d be a billionaire already, or at least comfortably wealthy.  Let’s face it - there’s a certain percentage of the population that’s not really into children, and would prefer to live their life without being around them, like me.

We have insect repellent, particularly mosquito repellent - why can’t we have kid repellent too?  If I could just find a way to bottle essence of brussels sprouts or green beans, then apply it before I go out somewhere…

One Response to “kid repellent”

  1. Dana Zhukova Says:

    You are so funny. You’re not alone. Many people feel as you do–they just don’t admit it.

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