kid repellent
How many times have you gone to a restaurant, or movie, or someplace you like, or someplace you have to go like a grocery store, only to be assaulted by the noise of a kid screaming somewhere in the place? Frankly, it happens far too often for my taste - especially since I don’t really like kids.
I make no apologies for the way I feel - I’ve never been overly fond of children. I think people should love their children, and take good care of them - I just don’t want to be around them. The first company to come up with a product that repels kids will make billions of dollars as fast as it can make the product. If I knew how to do that, I’d be a billionaire already, or at least comfortably wealthy. Let’s face it - there’s a certain percentage of the population that’s not really into children, and would prefer to live their life without being around them, like me.
We have insect repellent, particularly mosquito repellent - why can’t we have kid repellent too? If I could just find a way to bottle essence of brussels sprouts or green beans, then apply it before I go out somewhere…
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 am
You are so funny. You’re not alone. Many people feel as you do–they just don’t admit it.